Category: Joke Board
Q:Why do men have to flex their muscles around women so much?
A:Because they have nothing else to brag about.
Q:What is the best way to get a man to stop pestering you?
A:Stare at his crotch and laugh.
Q:Why do men never stop to ask for directions?
A:Because they aren't lost, they just don't know where they are.
Q:If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?
A:YES!!!
Why do men think they're so superior if they have to become men while women just are?
3 ways to have fun with men:
1.tell him that this girl he likes wants a kiss
2.take out the batteries on the remote and then tell him that a Football game is on
3.wait till the first two are complete, then innocently tell him that you thought he knew better.
As a man, I find these highly offensive and I am just sick, sick to my stomach about it.
But I'll just pretend like I don't care, and simply be distant.
Ya know, hold it all in and then go have some beers and hit on a girl in order to feel better about myself.
Sounds good to me. hahahahaha.
Lmao you guys are so sensitive! Hahaha!
Um, I don't think any of these things are funny at all. But women are notorious for mind games.
I was going to read this, but I decided I'd rather crack open a miller lite and watch the game with my girlfriend--but she took the batteries out of the remote! Ha ha! I got totally played!